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Definition of Lettuce

  LETTUCE   noun
An herb of the genus Lactuca, 'Wherewith,' says that pious gastronome, Hengist Pelly, 'God has been pleased to reward the good and punish the wicked.  For by his inner light the righteous man has discerned a manner of compounding for it a dressing to the appetency whereof a multitude of gustible condiments conspire, being reconciled and ameliorated with profusion of oil, the entire comestible making glad the heart of the godly and causing his face to shine.  But the person of spiritual unworth is successfully tempted to the Adversary to eat of lettuce with destitution of oil, mustard, egg, salt and garlic, and with a rascal bath of vinegar polluted with sugar.  Wherefore the person of spiritual unworth suffers an intestinal pang of strange complexity and raises the song.'

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The Devil's Dictionary
by Ambrose Bierce, 1911


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