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Definition of Apothecary |
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The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider. When Jove sent blessings to all men that are, And Mercury conveyed them in a jar, That friend of tricksters introduced by stealth Disease for the apothecary's health, Whose gratitude impelled him to proclaim: 'My deadliest drug shall bear my patron's name!'
G.J.
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Last updated: 5/21/2009 8:15:30
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